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The problem with having a sense of humor is often that people you use it on aren’t in a very good mood. Lou Holtz Read […]

I don’t care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members. Groucho Marx Read more at https://www.brainyquote.com/authors/groucho-marx-quotes by

I never considered a difference of opinion in politics, in religion, in philosophy, as a cause for withdrawing from a friend. Thomas Jefferson Read more […]

If you could kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, you wouldn’t sit for a month. Theodore Roosevelt Read more […]

I think we consider too much the good luck of the early bird and not enough the bad luck of the early worm. Franklin D. […]

I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he killed himself. Johnny […]

If it weren’t for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of television, we’d still be eating frozen radio dinners. Johnny CarsonRead more at https://www.brainyquote.com/authors/johnny-carson-quotes by

No man has a good enough memory to be a successful liar.Abraham Lincoln to be a successful liar.Abraham Lincoln

Never tell people how to do things.

If you put the federal government in charge of the Sahara Desert, in 5 years there’d be a shortage of sand. Milton FriedmanRead more at […]